Friday, May 16, 2003

more web dates
well, i've updated single scene evolution once again. click the portal on the right. same 'ol same 'ol updates. new outlooks and a new secret page! see if you can find it! should be easy.

was reading my dad's new jokebook...

bill clinton and al gore went into a local diner for lunch. as they read the menu, the waitress came over and asked clinton, "are you ready to order, sir?"
clinton replies, "yes, i'd like a quicke"
"a quickie?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "sir, given the current situation of your personal life, i don't believe that's a good idea. i'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the menu!"
al gore leans over to clinton and says, "sir, i belive it's pronounced 'quiche'..."

a blonde walks into a hairdresser's, wearing headphones.
she says to the hairdresser,"please cut my hair, but wotever you do, don't knock my hedphones off!"
alas, during the cutting, the hairdresser slips and the hedphones actually fall off.
the blonde falls over dead
the shocked hairdresser picks up the hedphones and listens...

"breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out..."

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